progression of a hatoful boyfriend newbie
- stage 1: haha, a bird dating game? lol XD
- stage 2: oh wow what? some of these birds are hot.
- stage 3: what the fuck
- stage 4: WHAT THE FUCK
- stage 5: haha i'm okay they're just, just birds, ahahahaha, it's not like i've been crying for the past 3 days straight
- stage 6: pigeon dating hell