The European Stowaway

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Except I'm not tortured..
Nor am I a artist..
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Game of Thrones AU: in which Joffrey is transformed into a llama and forced to travel cross-kingdom, all whilst learning the true meaning of humility and friendship

(Source: lovelyleviosa, via what-an-odd-ood)




a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”



(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via the-dalek-in-221b)


audience member [to Ryan]: Why you gotta be married?

Ryan: Why I gotta be married? …Legitimate children? My heirs?

Gus: “My heirs?”

Ryan: I can call them that, right? I made them! I hope!

(via the-dalek-in-221b)